Kerry 
Member since May 20, 2009

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I think people should be free to follow their bliss, and encouraged to do so. Too many of us spend our lives slogging through life… More »

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Happily Married... its great when you are with the right person :)

Updated on October 14, 2009 at 5:12 PM

Recent Comments

Re: “I, Anonymous

Always tip em a bit boys and girls. I'm not into getting a lap dance, but I'll happily toss out a few bucks on the rare occasion I visit a strip club. How else are those poor ladies going to get through law school?

16 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Kerry on 03/06/2014 at 4:15 PM

Re: “Savage Love

RING; buddy just marry her. See if you can tone down the religious stuff in the ceremony but it means way more to her than it does to you. I speak from experience: My wife wanted a wedding, I really didn't care if we were married or not. I was committed to her before we got paperwork that said we were. But I love my wife, she's my best friend and if this makes her happy and secure in our future together then why couldn't I just say "I will". Buck up, buy her a ring, and make it happen.

6 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Kerry on 02/07/2014 at 8:22 AM

Re: “I, Anonymous

Ok, you went too far with the Foxworthy jokes.

1 like, 2 dislikes
Posted by Kerry on 08/16/2013 at 3:21 PM

Re: “Savage Love

Hey, one of the writers was named Savage....

Posted by Kerry on 08/16/2013 at 3:19 PM

Re: “Portland as Fuck

Oh the joys of TriMet... the homeless guy jerking off in his sweat pants huddled in a corner before and during the bus ride. Oh the smell of the person that pissed themselves in the seat 2 rows up; lifting your feet on a hill so it doesn't get on your shoes. The smell of patchouli oil on the hippy trying to cover that mix of BO and weed.... sigh. Yes! The obnoxious guy trying to hit on the very visible lesbian so he can convert her back to the light side; dude your a ill equipped to satisfy her. I have seen new places to get pierced while riding TriMet... but a few Tatoo's are fine with me thanks.

Yeah, I don't miss TriMet so much. I loved the people watching aspect of it and will occasionally take a ride on MAX just for kicks. It is a great way to connect to humanity in a weird way.

5 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by Kerry on 06/06/2013 at 9:56 AM

Re: “Portland as Fuck

We all know they are bullshit yet we flock to the greeting card isle on (insert holiday/occasion here) and buy one, sign it and hand it over like we are a hero. In reality most times we rather not bother with it.

I actually had this conversation with my wife last year; and we stopped buying each other cards. Sure I will get her flowers here and there (occasion or not) but forgo the card. They ALL wind up in the recycle bin anyways.

Now if only I can convince my Mom...

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by Kerry on 05/31/2013 at 2:37 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

Wow... instead of thinking how nice to you someone was trying to be (awkward as it was or not) you turn it around into a man hating tirade. Grow the fuck up; there are women out there besides feminazis that enjoy a little door opening for them. Guess what, its sweet and thoughtful. It's not done to make the woman feel inferior, its done as a gesture of respect.

You shit on someones day by being a bitch when they were just being nice to you. They weren't necessarily trying to get in your panties, nor were they putting you on a pedestal to worship (maybe that was the problem?). It was a door, it was opened for you, get over it. The LEAST you can do is smile and walk through the fucking thing.

13 likes, 11 dislikes
Posted by Kerry on 05/02/2013 at 11:21 AM

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