That song sucked in '89 and it sucks now.
Perhaps someone took a picture 'cause it was too damn early to see someone in a Santa hat.
Shouting obscenities at passers-by? I can't imagine why you don't get a response.
Seems like you think the world should gather at your feet to hear The Truth. Check that ego, bub.
Gosh, why doesn't anyone invite me to anything anymore?
I, A: Aziz Ansari did a whole bit about someone like you. That's a sign: ask nicely.
Another scat-obsessed, poorly-written, boring I,A. Please refer to Eco-Fail (not my post), below, to see how it's done.
As children are reflections of their parents, dogs are reflections of their owners. This explains why so many children and dogs are ill-behaved.
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