"We got rid of one of our actual problems."
Please be more vague.
If I wasn't for flouridated water before, I sure am now. Thanks, I, A!
This is why youparklikeanasshole.com was created.
I,A, were you still drunk when you vomited this through your fingertips?
Also, toilet seats are about the cleanest place in the office. See: Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Mythbusters, Ken Jennings' latest book, others. So siddown.
Re: “Do Your Job or Quit”
Let them in at 10:50, sure. But how could original I,A have predicted these word fetishists would bust out a game of Scrabble?
Of course, it could have been worse. It could have been Axis & Allies.