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Re: “Fat and Bitter”
Shit like this is exactly why I have to tread carefully if I mention any of my exercise focused hobbies, lest I be lumped in with self-aggrandizing douche canoes like you.
"You like being fat? Awesome, I don't give a shit." You sure as hell sound like you do.
Re: “Freebox Season is Over”
You seem to be my neighbor. The TV this morning blew my mind. "Oh, surely someone will want this electronic device I've left outside in the rain! Better put it outside well after dark, obviously the optimal time for quick discovery and removal!"
My upstairs neighbors were responsible for one of the couches that sat outside for weeks. When pressed they told us to "chill, it'll be gone in a few weeks" and proceeded to take it apart bit by bit and stuff it in the trash over the course of about 6 weeks. In our shared driveway. Awesome.
Re: “Hey, dumb shit pedestrians!”
#2: I love that attitude.
"I can disregard traffic laws and step out in front of a car with the green light, but SO HELP YOU GOD if you call me on it after having to slam on your break to avoid hitting me because of my complete disregard for traffic laws and my surroundings."
Re: “Fucking Fish”
No, Indian food is bad but there is nothing more offensive than microwaved fish. Nothing consumes the space with such a strong smell, nothing lingers as long.
People who reheat fish at work need to be promptly shamed and shamed hard.
Re: “Dog Park Plague Spreader”
This is so fucking retarded it hurts.
If a dog is running around, playing, snout to snout with other dogs I can pretty much promise you that dog does not have anything resembling parvo. Not to mention the fact if you don't want your dog to catch parvo, don't bring it to a fucking dog park at that young of an age, and don't let it eat shit and mud.
You sound like one of those uppity bitches who polices the dog park.
Re: “Dear Portland 30/40-Somethings”
Nothing screams "I'm satisfied with my life and my choices" like a grown ass man throwing a hissy fit over everyone who chose a different path, and insisting upon telling them all the ways they are living their life wrong.
RSSGoing to Seattle?
Re: “Hey Fairweather Cyclists”
What is my bike riding fluctuates with gas prices? Where's *my* shitty, passive aggressive note?