Suck My Ass
Hold it now, what the fuck happend to this place? For a once impoverished neighborhood in North Portland, now infused with the scorge of our consumeristic culture, The Crow Bar was alright. Now it caters to the dregs of the douchebags, and what is up with the loser dance parties and theme nights? All served up on a plywood bar in the basement - just like that friend of yours that has been trying to get you to come over to his new house, to "play bar" on the 1950's bar he has in his basement but can't afford to stock it proper. This place is for losers.
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