Great! Now at least we know you're thinking of escalating from weird and inappropriate to full on rape. Good times.
If it walks like a duck...and talks like a duck...
I've been using my maiden name when searching for apartments recently, since there have been at least two times when introducing myself as "Sanchez", where I heared an audible sigh/change in tone. Good times.
Azure Ray are so freaking adorable they make my eyes bleed. And since my eyes haven't bled for awhile, I'd love to spend an unexpected Friday night off from working at the mental hospital to take an opportunity for exsanguination.
Dear sweet lord please don't give me these tickets. I will revert to the fat puddle of Montana-hick fangirl that I was when I moved to PDX years ago. When I knew all the words to every song in this queer, queer musical and even had the balls to sing a drunken karaoke version of "Out Tonight" at a lesbian bar.
So please, save me from myself.
I deserve to win because I spend all day taking care of the mentally ill. And I need a break. Wednesday is my coveted day off.
Won't you please keep me sane?
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