Jackattak 
Member since Jul 7, 2009

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If you're an employer's HR Department looking me up online, eat a dick. I don't want the job anymore, you shady piece of shit.

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Updated on February 3, 2010 at 4:40 PM

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Re: “OPEN SEASON - The Mercury's 6th Annual Fashion Show

Can't wait!

Posted by Jackattak on 05/06/2010 at 9:43 AM

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Re: “Russian Hits Another Russian with Shovel (Translated)

In Soviet Russia, the shovel digs YOU

Posted by Jackattak on 12/15/2010 at 4:26 PM

Re: “Dexter Divorces Deb

Rita is cute but I'm oh-so-glad she fucking killed herself. Shit that bitch was annoying as all hell and really the only character I couldn't wait for Dex to finally butcher.

I couldn't care less that Dex didn't get the pleasure of finally killing her, though. I'm just glad she's gone and left Dex the kids.

Posted by Jackattak on 12/15/2010 at 1:13 PM

Re: “The Suburban Terrorist

If I had grown up in BeaverTron, I'd probably wanna blow up a bunch of people, too.

Just sayin'.

Posted by Jackattak on 12/10/2010 at 4:09 PM

Re: “Nativity Camel Crushes Church-Goers, and... STOP LAUGHING YOU GUYS!

Oh that was just wonderful! I paid my dues through eight years of Catholic school. I can laugh all I want and not feel bad (nor do I have to repent since I'm no longer Catholic). HA!

Posted by Jackattak on 12/10/2010 at 3:50 PM

Re: “Good Morning, News!

Happy bday Alexjon.

Posted by Jackattak on 05/24/2010 at 9:53 AM

Re: “Good Morning, News!

Wow so we lose Brittany Murphy yet this LiLo thing is allowed to remain on the planet? I am Jack's utter disgust.

Posted by Jackattak on 05/24/2010 at 9:24 AM

Re: “"Enough is Enough": Parents of Aaron Campbell and Keaton Otis Speak Near Tears.

To those of you stating Keaton had no gun, are you insinuating that the police shot one of their own in both legs?

Posted by Jackattak on 05/24/2010 at 9:02 AM

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