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Re: “Your Snake is Not a Service Animal

Who hates a minpon?
Or better yet minidonkey?

I would explode in conversation hearts if I saw one leading a disable person anywhere. Double implosion if said disabled person is riding in a saddle.

Matchy-matchy bandannas would surely kill me.

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Posted by dangermouth on 07/17/2014 at 10:48 PM

Re: “Portland's Most Underrated

The Most Underrated Place to Incur Head Trauma for the win! I usually am a lazy tan--line enthusiast babysitter as the children are all around ninish and solid swimmers. I hit local water playgrounds,rivers,man-made lakes,raft the Sandy, ect.I've seen some real trashy scenes. This place freaks me the fuck out. I get some mean fear of heights and mild vertigo from almost ever angle.I suddenly become an official lifeguard riding their ass in loud and louder tones.I glare at the drunk pedos, and I always feel relieved when it's Subaru loading time.Does anyone else get the meat market for dumpy folks vibe? That place is terrifying. I love you WSH.

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Posted by dangermouth on 07/17/2014 at 9:52 PM

Re: “Honest Small Dog Question

Depends on the drugs thee lil shits found out in thee shed. THEY GO NUTS OVER OPPOSSUM PUNCH FTW SMALL DOGS FUR LIFE!

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Posted by dangermouth on 05/28/2014 at 12:42 AM

Re: “The Sun Comes Out and People Lose Their Minds

Ai'nt nobody got time for dat.

I totes blew it in the car last week

2 haute dudes and my motherfucking mp3 player shit the bed.

YAWN.

2 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by dangermouth on 04/15/2014 at 1:27 AM

Re: “Pissed at the Couple, Not the Gay.

So we can just revisit 98 and kick in teeth? Beat em in the back of La Luna/Pine St.?Whogivesafuck and stomp around cause we do not net fine pussy/dick. Sex failure is just something that happens to sensitive reversed outward wads. (Gulp) Maybe get sexy?


Or pretend online.

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Posted by dangermouth on 02/22/2013 at 8:15 PM

Re: “Pissed at the Couple, Not the Gay.

Noit thee gay+ wildin out on wildvines+ stuffy lil bitchsnickers. This Is Why I Vote.


Who are these Supperyuppies?


Oh yea lil crunts.

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Posted by dangermouth on 02/22/2013 at 7:49 PM

Re: “Pissed at the Couple, Not the Gay.

Wildvines

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Posted by dangermouth on 02/22/2013 at 7:26 PM

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