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Updated on January 9, 2012 at 3:15 PM

Recent Comments

Re: “You Can't Go Home (or Get Your Ass To Mars) Again

remember when a big budgeted blockbuster could carry an "R" rating, so triple boobs, violence and "Yippee ki-yay mother fucker"s didn't go sacrificed. Now every movie is a kids movie.

Posted by Cole on 01/17/2012 at 3:16 PM

Re: “How Much Do You Want to Hate Humanity Today?

Stray Observations:

- That woman does not have a fat neck; she has a benign growth filled with delicious turducken.

- I like Go-Go juice too, but I call mine vodka.

- I think "couponer" became a viable career choice after they created a whole damn reality show about Extreme Couponing (what's the name if the show? "Maximum Couponing"? Yeah, that must be it)..

Posted by Cole on 01/09/2012 at 3:08 PM

Re: “The $1 Million Twitter Fight

Apparently Mr. Darm isn't winning at the Internet.

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Posted by Cole on 08/19/2011 at 1:30 PM

Re: “Portlandia Recap: Theater of the Annoying

Hey, I played the "uncool" guy at the top of this episode. I can tell you nothing is scripted. They didn't even tell me what I was doing until I showed up on set and even then they only explained the bit scene by scene. Don't know if that informs your opinion of the show.

Posted by Cole on 02/12/2011 at 11:53 PM

Re: “Harvey Pekar, 1939-2010.

bad week for Cleveland. I know that's a tall statement.

Posted by Cole on 07/12/2010 at 12:16 PM

Re: “You Design the Mercury Cover: The MEGA Poll!

Wow, John Ritter got the most decisive win. A fitting tribute, I think.

Posted by Cole on 04/15/2010 at 8:56 PM

Re: “What You Hath Wrought: This Week's Mercury Cover, Featuring Betty White, John Ritter, and a Flaming Chainsaw.

Gotta check out Zubko's interview with the kid who inspired the Batman Vs. Shark poster. Here's brilliant exchange:

Q: What do you think Batman is thinking while he’s fighting the shark?

Asher: He is thinking that he is wishing the shark would be dead. Batman is also thinking about his dead parents while he is fighting the shark. He would think about his parents because….uhhh let me think in my head, just give me time….uhhhh. He is thinking about killing the criminal that killed his parents.

Q: How would you make this painting better?

Asher: You could put Joker right on top of the sharks nose with a sword and his mom and dads heads in Jokers hands.…

Posted by Cole on 04/15/2010 at 9:57 AM

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