ihatepdxnerdglasses 
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One who thinks PDX has too many trustfund hipsters in black rimmed emo glasses trying to be seen while taking up all the window seats… More »

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Re: “A Rare Opportunity to Watch the Unfettered Market in Action

What can Brown do for you?
How about take my job :(

Just kidding...they can have my job.
Besides, I'm sick of mopping floors at the Jefferson Theater.

Posted by ihatepdxnerdglasses on 09/06/2011 at 5:30 PM

Re: “Today's Voodoo Doughnut Traffic Report

The herd of buffalo will thin once Rachel Ray and Anthony Bourdain cover Pee-Town’s latest tourist trap, P Palace.
Gimmicks like mediocre donuts with silly names may not win any blind-taste test awards; but marketing managers know it buys tons of exposure on the Travel Channel and the Food Network. Can we expect something different this time around from the dude at Voodoo? Or should we expect to see menu items like Hootie and the Blow Fish Sticks with a side of Fleetwood Mac’n Cheese?
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Perhaps a potato pancake pizza featuring a parsnip and parsley-infused pumpkin pie crust, sprinkled with parboiled peas, poached pimentos, Peter-Piper-pickled-peppers, pistachio pudding, topped with peaches (in heavy syrup), shredded papaya, pulled pork, and pineapple. Polish it off with a pinot or pilsner served by a pretentious Portlander.

Posted by ihatepdxnerdglasses on 08/24/2011 at 1:52 PM

Re: “Today's Voodoo Doughnut Traffic Report

The herd of buffalo will thin once Rachel Ray and Anthony Bourdain cover Pee-Town’s latest tourist trap, P Palace.
Gimmicks like mediocre donuts with silly names may not win any blind-taste test awards; but marketing managers know it buys tons of exposure on the Travel Channel and the Food Network. Can we expect something different this time around from the dude at Voodoo? Or should we expect to see menu items like Hootie and the Blow Fish Sticks with a side of Fleetwood Mac’n Cheese?
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Perhaps a potato pancake pizza featuring a parsnip and parsley-infused pumpkin pie crust, sprinkled with parboiled peas, poached pimentos, Peter-Piper-pickled-peppers, pistachio pudding, topped with peaches (in heavy syrup), shredded papaya, pulled pork, and pineapple. Polish it off with a pinot or pilsner served by a pretentious Portlander.

Posted by ihatepdxnerdglasses on 08/24/2011 at 1:47 PM

Re: “Bike Plan 2030 Rally: Build It!

Now I remember who suck, it's Portland hipsters. Yeah, hipsters, on bikes.

Posted by ihatepdxnerdglasses on 01/29/2010 at 9:41 PM

Re: “Bike Plan 2030 Rally: Build It!

Or was it downtown clip boarders that resemble carnies heckling you for your autograph?

Posted by ihatepdxnerdglasses on 01/29/2010 at 9:38 PM

Re: “Bike Plan 2030 Rally: Build It!

No, not bike riders, I meant Carnies!

Posted by ihatepdxnerdglasses on 01/29/2010 at 9:36 PM

Re: “Bike Plan 2030 Rally: Build It!

Hell with that, bike riders suck the baloney pony.

Posted by ihatepdxnerdglasses on 01/29/2010 at 9:32 PM

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