i work here. take what i say with several a-grain of salt. (sea)
pushing work buttons
I had fun, but it was mostly because I was drunk on the free VIP booze, and the aforementioned handsies. Kudos to The Mercury on providing ambidextrous hookers.
Everybody in my party saw loincloth guy's balls at different points throughout the weekend. We did not realize it until the trip home.
um.. it's a piece of shit. as was their underwhelming performance at Sasquatch. Time to fade away, MGMT. Take Vampire Weekend with you.
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