Shut the fuck up Chico man
Tired starrin off into the galazy.Drinkin wine outta a coffee can.
"Speed Weenie w/Shit Finger"...ping
"official-looking truck, with an official ladder, put on an official orange vest and an official hard hat"...splash
HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW!
I'm curious G.G. Graham
What exactly do you do for work?
I have a few notions
1. Cubicle/Call center
2. Vacuum Salesman
4. Meter Man
6. Mr. Mom
7. Prison Guard
8. Full time student
9. Strip Club Bouncer
"an entitled douche-bag and you also help to explain why everyone hates the service industry folk in Portland. If there's something wrong with my meal. Anything at all, I can reasonably expect it to get fixed. If you won't fix it, fuck you. I'm not paying. I'll tell you exactly why I'm not paying. Do you actually expect every person to ask what the garnish is on every plate they order? You're a fucking idiot. Learn to do service in real restaurants not the trashy shitholes where you obviously sling your crap.If I get a dish that is inedible, I'm sending that fucker back. If they say they won't fix it or whatever, I get up and leave and don't pay. You're a fucking business, I'm a customer under no obligation to pay you for underpar services rendered."
Wow I cannot wait to pour you another pint. What an apparent wordsmith and cuntsmith.
You just ooze charm and Axe bodyspray.
You have 2633 comments on thee Mercury. Wowza that's an awful amount considering most of your comments are on the malcontent thug tip constantly ripping about things I'm going to file under Easy Listening.
I bet you could get drunk on scotch tape and you just love that elusive portland pussy as well.
You are a entitled Asshat.
I found yer advice very brave and wow looks like you might be going places in yer life.
Someone who likes Exciting Sex and MDs.
(aka 67% of Americans)
P.S. Someone prolly had to jack off on their journal.
Or there...on their laptop.
Whats his big sexy story anywoo?
I get first punch.
Then the alphas can have this baby.
We all gonna fry if this Holy War doesn't end soon. Now which old timey religions are still in that one?
And Sizzi-lean is not allowed on the airplanes.Nor is my hunting knife, naked homo lighter, or hairspray.Boo Hiss.
But guess who doesn't give a fuck (besides everyone who watched The Road and maybe knows a few things about agriculture or the environment or watched Twin Peaks far too early?)
Starving hungry dead babies and the like.
Oh and us bookish boorish lil kitchen witches.
We mix up poison in the sink.
So let's play nice tip the help and certainly not call out the hotshots.
Cause this ain't Happy Days anymore.
AND I LOVE BACON AND I VOTE.
I'm with Snickerdoodle on this one. And layin off the Four Loko.
But I really do find even the scent of Bacon returns me to my body. And then Jesus and The Devil fight over the fireplace. And I hear Grammie in her slippers.
And Portland has some smart sexy (HI GABE) and all you tall sons o bitches and even cuter servers so maybe travel for a while while we get over our sicknesses and animal fat feasting and sexy food pornos?
Ride the Dark Wave.
I want your bacon. I'm usually there just to drink so bacon is one of the few early morning/mid day/midnight treats I can handle. And everyone steals my bacon then they trip over my Bloody Marys and then I get embarrassed and then remember that maybe I should go home. Fairly regularly I stay anyway. Play the juke for 5 more bucks and talk myself into another draft.
Unless my friends are trying to feed me eggs. That shit stinks.
Different strokes for different folks mon.
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