This is probably the single best thing I've ever read in this rag, actually. Bravo, Ian!
Canadian grammar nazis? Is this the best I Anon this sorry rag could muster up this week?
Also, "needs washed" and similar tense-mangling phrases are hallmarks of the Pittsburgh dialect. In a city where everyone is from somewhere else, how you gonna rant against "Portland Grammar"?
Onstad's writing has improved alot since he took this gig but he should really stick to reviewing cutesy clever "portland-y" food. He doesn't seem to know very much at all about real people food.
Sounds like someone keeps giving it up and then getting dumped. Don't worry, honey, it's not him. It's you.
Jesus. Mecklem needs to remove an entire case of Summer's Eve from his larynx. Funny shit, Ian.
Calling something art doesn't make it GOOD. There's a shitload of crappy art in the world, including the godawful Mercury covers. In all fairness, it serves as a good warning for the sort of content one should expect when one reads beyond the crappy cover "art".
You think there's good BBQ in Portland? Seriously?
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