Britney Spears 
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Re: “Grow Up!!

So in order for you to 'convey a message' is by projecting rape in the subject? For example: That cheeseburger I ate last night raped my ass this morning..
Or: I had the great big bowl of rape nuts, and they cleaned my colon, pretty.
What you will see here is I used Pretty to describe my colon... Its really not, pretty. But its clean, pink, delicious, and is conveying a message. Love your article, cant wait to see what you do with periods.

Posted by Britney Spears on 09/30/2011 at 12:31 PM

Re: “To the Students of PCC

HAHAHA! Your as original as AIDS, keep it to yourself.
You have enough 'friends', in the punk rock scene??? We shall see how long that lasts. So why the fuck are you going to school, to fight the system?? Punk out, roll over in a gutter, and then put a new patch on your jacket. Fuckin' Poser. I will push your fuckin face in.

Posted by Britney Spears on 09/30/2011 at 12:24 PM

Re: “City of Portland Permit Fees

Send it to the NEWS, they LOVE catching the city screwing people. Also put gay in the complaint and you will have helicopters, men in black, and possibly world attention. So go get q haircut and brush your teeth, your going on T.V.!

Posted by Britney Spears on 09/29/2011 at 8:57 AM

Re: “Savage Love

Kinda sorta have to agree with lookup.... Anyone who focuses on anything long enough MAY follow through. What it is, is sad, buy yes you have to cut them out. Could not be conscious of this, and be cool with it. Wanna suck stretched ear lobes... Go right the fuck ahead.

Posted by Britney Spears on 09/27/2011 at 3:56 PM

Re: “Help the Lactose Intolerant Out

What is lactose intolerance? Is that where you fart unceasingly after eating milk... What you need is some self control and if you dont have that... Go to 32 flavors and let it rip... Once they catch your drift, maybe they will re-consider.

Posted by Britney Spears on 09/23/2011 at 10:08 AM

Re: “Gym Rant

And before you have ANY CONVERSATIONS, WITH ANYONE please put on underwear or a towel. Your personal impersonation of Captain Morgan, while telling me about BBQ is fucking lame.

Posted by Britney Spears on 09/20/2011 at 10:31 AM

Re: “Dear Girl in My House

Some-one is in love. You should hit her on the shoulder shriek; run into your room and fall on your bed. Now while this is happening shriek and pull your hair up, up in the sky and slowly start to remove those super stylish clothes, starting with your socks. Now once you have removed all of your clothing and are rolling like a ball with your hands behind your knees, let her know how you feel. Things will change immediately.

Posted by Britney Spears on 09/20/2011 at 10:29 AM

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