Hey, he really is just like Matt Davis: waste time and resources to attend something you can't even write an article about.
GOOD MORNING COLIN. I'M AN OPB FROM WAAAAY BACK.
"YOU HAVE BREAST CANCER. WAIT! JUST KIDDING" IS THE NAME OF MY AVANT GARDE POST-PUNK AMBIENT BAND.
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. HOW'S GRAHAM DOING? I HEARD THE BAD NEWS.
No excuses, Graham. You're outta here.
The Olsen twins solve a homicide!
Re: “Fed-Up Flight Attendant Story Gets Better... and Better!”
"Hey, a Portland Police officer could get away with that defense."
and still have time leftover to pay a guy to get a handy from a prostitute.