Recent Comments
Re: “Poor Judgment”
Taco Bell beef arrives powdered, water is added to reconstitute it, clumping agents make it look like ground beef and laxatives make it digestible. It is considered "below" utility grade meat. Not sure how this fit into you "local, sustainable, no hormone" Portland model.
You might want some popcorn to push that on through.
Re: “I Apologize for Going Down on All Four of You”
Ha Ha Ha!!! She thinks she's a writer.
Re: “Portland Really Doesn't Suck”
IA "emigrated" from BFE, NV. IA "immigrated" to Portland. Buy a dictionary rich bachelor.
Re: “Bad Landlord”
"I have the paper work" = I will do nothing.
Re: “In Like a Lion, Out Like a Lamb”
fac·tious [fak-shuhs]
adjective
1. given to faction; dissentious: A factious group was trying to undermine the government.
2. pertaining to or proceeding from faction: factious quarrels.
So your idea of a nice day in the park is trying to destroy society as we know it. Kudos.
Re: “Chivalry Isn't Dead - It's Obnoxious”
Maybe he was being polite, a trait that is in short supply in Portland.
RSSGoing to Seattle?
Re: “Cooter Flashing Mini Skirts”
Keep your goddamn nose out of other people's cooters.