Colonel Panic 
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Re: “The Pickup Artist

kiala i wasnt insulting fat on chicks. I like some of that. I dont like to see anyone, any gender not putting their best foot forward, dressing down, letting their low self esteem billow around them like a cloud.

This article is classic. Just solid reporting with a perfect poker face. And then the guy coming on here to defend himself by saying he only markets in losers who have never kissed a woman is absolute bonus. Director's cut!

Posted by Colonel Panic on 03/31/2011 at 9:41 PM

Re: “The Pickup Artist

I think many portland women abandon their femininity because its not "cool" to dress attractively or appear at all traditional (obviously heterosexual). So what happens is they get even less interaction and attention from the only guys who might be interested (hetero guys in all likelihood), they turn bitter and spiteful at an early age, probably get fatter than they should and then end up dating some guy who is totally wrong, just because he lives next door or has tourettes and talks a lot to anybody, including random fat chicks. Its sad.

Posted by Colonel Panic on 03/31/2011 at 8:19 PM

Re: “Apocalypse Suite

i dont understand the article. Something about Husk and Guyliner? Very close to unreadable.

I do know that Portland Mercury has good writers. I seen em!

Posted by Colonel Panic on 03/31/2011 at 8:10 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

what about the orange vested assclowns messing up the hill below terwilliger just to create an interstate backlog all the way to downtown? eh? I mean who gave them the right. Oughta be a law. Harumph.

Posted by Colonel Panic on 01/14/2011 at 6:12 PM

Re: “Death Behind a Dumpster

what the hell is this Tinnell fellow to you and you and YOU? a nobody. Which is what killed him. And yeah the chick with all that make-up on, (Tammy Fay?) is right- these guys smell bad. So you cant blame yourself for walking on by. But you better hope you dont end up with a bushel full of debt, no job and too much pride. Aint nobody going to help you when you look like crap, smell worse and are a loser.
On the upside nike seems to be outfitting many of the homeless i see with aftermarket neon OREGON FOOTBALL t-shirts.

Posted by Colonel Panic on 01/14/2011 at 6:02 PM

Re: “Stuck in the Middle... East

Tony, don't kiss this guy's ass. He completely flushed your review on the basis of a word choice and an admitted wine bias. Wrong approach.

What you need to do is belittle him for his failed restaurant critic job search and encourage him to try harder to get under the desk next time in the job interview.

Don't be a puss. This is the big leagues. Dont blow it.

Posted by Colonel Panic on 12/11/2010 at 8:16 PM

Re: “My World

They are bad people.

Posted by Colonel Panic on 12/11/2010 at 7:52 PM

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