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Brazenly Berating Bilbo Baggins by Berlin's Bakery

Updated on February 24, 2012 at 7:33 PM

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Re: “Commissioner Fritz's Husband Killed in Salem-Area Car Crash

I just, I don't like this at all.

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Posted by Fruit Cup on 09/24/2014 at 12:05 PM

Re: “The Shoe Everyone Will Be Wearing This Fall

Hereafter, I'll call this series "Freak Shoe."

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Posted by Fruit Cup on 09/17/2014 at 12:40 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

This made me laugh. Thanks for that!

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Posted by Fruit Cup on 09/17/2014 at 12:39 PM

Re: “Hello, I'm Your New Arts Editor!

Hello! Welcome to the Mercury! I hope you like it here!

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Posted by Fruit Cup on 09/11/2014 at 3:56 PM

Re: “Divorce Made Simple

Hey Joneser! We got divorced around the same time. Remember that? Anyway, it's a funny thing - I didn't come away hating marriage or feeling particularly jaded at the institution. The experience actually made me respect being married more. It's hard work on both sides. You have to LOVE the other person to make it work. I went in not expecting it to last, so I wasn't particularly disappointed it didn't. It was a green card thing, either get married or stop seeing each other. What probably would have lasted a year ended up lasting seven. It was mostly happy!

What's more, I think I was good at it. I liked having someone I could rely on - and being someone reliable. I'd never really acted that way before. But what happened for my early 20-ish romance is I just kind of fell out of love. I didn't mean for it to happen, but it did. I think I cried about it once (he did sleep with someone else toward the very end-end).

Anyway, I've blabbed too much. I really like your musings on divorce because we had such a similar experience. You are hilarious and funny and say things so much more clearly than I can!

I'm glad you got the dog.

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Posted by Fruit Cup on 08/06/2014 at 3:00 PM

Re: “Best Reaction to 50 Shades of Grey EVER

That was awesome. I especially love that Al Yankovic is name-dropped at the end. It seems like a total non-sequiter considering the original topic. BUT MAYBE IT ISN'T!

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Posted by Fruit Cup on 07/25/2014 at 10:59 AM

Re: “Steven Wilber Is Portland's New Funniest Person

Alison, as always with these, you make me wish I had time in my life to see more comedy! Thanks for posting!

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Posted by Fruit Cup on 07/24/2014 at 8:49 AM

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