"This is Portland for crying out loud. "
Exactly, the new capital of anti-social, whiney, pretentious assholes. Can't blame you for expecting better because these same assholes exhaust an equal amount of effort projecting their false, phoney, superficial, self rightous image.
Anonymous is probably 38 yrs old now and making cutting edge art out of popsicle sticks.
The number of people "willing to pay top dollar" is what doesn't add up.
The only positive thing about this is that he can't reproduce aside from what happened here either.
I love the smell of pipe tobacco, it reminds me of my uncle navigating an aluminum boat with an outboard motor on the great lakes. Unique odors can bring you back in time for better or worse. So i guess i could see myself getting irritated by some newby treading on my sentimental association.
I think this column should keep going in this paper under "LA as Fuck". Hey why not?
After ten years of life in inner SE and the circle jerk it has become, I now rest comfortably in my affordable mid century estate just East of 205. I can still vote, recycle, make art, ect... If i'm ever craving a $5 ice cream cone or obscura people watching, i can coast 10 minutes from my 2 car garage straight into the bloody mess it has all become. The dream of Portland is alive from a safe distance just east of the 205.
Leave Portland or buy a nice 3-4 bedroom ranch house with a yard and finished basement east of 82nd for $1200 a month. The next frontier is out here.
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