I'm an editorial intern for the Mercury. I just moved to Portland from Idaho. Everything is so new and frightening, it's great to have Blogtown…
Todd Mecklem. FIXED. As someone who has been everything from Ostenburger to Auschwitzberger, I can sympathize.
The BirthOrNot.com people were faking it.
My face hurts from cringing to this.
Aaaaaaargh! Aaaaaaaaaaahhh! Ooooooooooh! Aaaaiiigh!
Thank you. I did not know that.
I'm surprised this guy has the strength to pull himself and those tools up that far, while packing along his 50 lb balls.
Imagine being an unsuspecting terrorist, waiting on some shady dock with an AK-47 as you scan the skies for drone bombers. Suddenly, a half-dozen navy seals burst from the waves to rain down a surprise hellfire you'll never adequately describe through your last choking breaths.
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