Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger 
Member since Sep 3, 2010

click to enlarge image035_jpg-magnum.jpg

I'm an editorial intern for the Mercury. I just moved to Portland from Idaho. Everything is so new and frightening, it's great to have Blogtown… More »

Stats

Friends

  • No friends yet.
Become My Friend Find friends »

Links to Me

Collections

Favorite Places

  • None.
Find places »

Saved Events

  • Nada.
Find events »

Saved Stories

  • Nope.
Find stories »

Custom Lists

  • Zip.

Currently

Broke.

Updated on September 17, 2010 at 5:33 PM

Recent Comments

Re: “The Sweet Sorrows of a Portland Mercury Intern

Todd Mecklem. FIXED. As someone who has been everything from Ostenburger to Auschwitzberger, I can sympathize.

Posted by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger on 11/26/2010 at 9:45 PM

Re: “The Three Worst Ideas of the Day

UPDATE:

The BirthOrNot.com people were faking it.

http://technolog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/…

Posted by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger on 11/24/2010 at 12:36 PM

Re: “It's White Power/Breast Cancer Awareness Day, Ya'll!

My face hurts from cringing to this.

Posted by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger on 10/20/2010 at 11:03 AM

Re: “Haha Worf You Suck :(

Aaaaaaargh! Aaaaaaaaaaahhh! Ooooooooooh! Aaaaiiigh!

Posted by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger on 10/13/2010 at 1:52 PM

Re: “Best Misuses of Modern Technology Awards

Thank you. I did not know that.

0 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger on 10/12/2010 at 5:17 PM

Re: “Today in Anus-Clenching Employment

I'm surprised this guy has the strength to pull himself and those tools up that far, while packing along his 50 lb balls.

Posted by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger on 09/15/2010 at 11:57 AM

Re: “Water-Powered Jet Packs: Condemn or Allow?

Imagine being an unsuspecting terrorist, waiting on some shady dock with an AK-47 as you scan the skies for drone bombers. Suddenly, a half-dozen navy seals burst from the waves to rain down a surprise hellfire you'll never adequately describe through your last choking breaths.

Waterpack attack.

Posted by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger on 09/14/2010 at 4:39 PM

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy