Franklin Chillano Broosevelt 
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Re: “Ice Cube Saying the Nicest Things Angrily

Is it a minstrel act if you're in on the joke? I feel like every time I see a black guy on late night television, he's asked to do something either remotely humiliating, and/or "lol random" for the amusement of the audience. As lame as Fallon is, I did appreciate him not asking Chappelle to do any stupid shit while he was on there.

Posted by Franklin Chillano Broosevelt on 06/15/2014 at 6:21 PM

Re: “Severed Lives

You'd think they'd believe in some cycle-of-rebirth mysticism with that done to death band photo.

Posted by Franklin Chillano Broosevelt on 06/15/2014 at 4:22 PM
Posted by Franklin Chillano Broosevelt on 12/09/2013 at 7:29 PM

Re: “Don't Be a Dick, Kenan Thompson.

" "Like in auditions, they just never find ones that are ready," implying that there just aren't that many black funny women out there..."

The only implication he made was that the women who ARE ready don't show up to SNL auditions.

From that I'll draw that most comics in general are aware of the cesspool that is SNL and would rather not even risk that quicksand bath. Come on, we're talking about Kenan Thompson here, not Richard Pryor. His other credits are "Nickelodeon, et al" and "Fat Albert." It wasn't even the good Fat Albert, either.

Posted by Franklin Chillano Broosevelt on 10/22/2013 at 4:02 PM

Re: “"I Think That ‘Stoner’ Is Going to be the New Look”: Today in Terrifying Stylist Quotes

"You make me sick, Jaco." - Maury Ballstein, 2001

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Posted by Franklin Chillano Broosevelt on 09/24/2013 at 9:53 PM

Re: “Dear Cigarette Smokers

Bort, it isn't the smoking he cares about you dicknose, it's the fact that you're littering. On top of that, you literaly said you'd shit on this guys lawn. Way to validate everything he just said.
I say this all as a regular smoker.

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Posted by Franklin Chillano Broosevelt on 08/05/2013 at 2:43 AM

Re: “Craigslist Runaround

Did he at least give you the soda?

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Posted by Franklin Chillano Broosevelt on 07/29/2013 at 11:57 PM

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