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Nov 23, 2016 jonesrich commented on I, Anonymous.
We're not weird, we stole that from Austin.
Oct 25, 2016 jonesrich commented on The Mercury Voting Cheat Sheet.
Anyone who uses the comments section of a tabloid paper to declare who should lose their right to vote should lose their right to vote!!!

No, wait, wave of irony destroying me... who wants to sublet a 2/1 townhouse in St John's?
Oct 25, 2016 jonesrich commented on I, Anonymous.
You won't be a true Portlandian until you tell others to fuck off.

Now fuck off.
Oct 21, 2016 jonesrich commented on After a Sharply Worded Federal Report on Police Reforms, City Council is Meeting in Private Today.
I'm skeptical that a city that never met an Advisory Board it didn't love would do away with an Advisory Board. I suspect they will create an Advisory Board (or perhaps a Task Force, which is really a committee with a theme song) to advise on the Advisory Board. It will be the most Portland Portlandia sketch ever.
Sep 6, 2016 jonesrich commented on A New City "Surcharge" On Exorbitant CEO Pay Could Raise Up To $3.5 Million.
And the 100:median trigger, which no one currently knows how many companies operating in Portland would qualify for, if any, is using: full-time and part-time; US-based employees or North American employees or worldwide employees or employees in Portland only; includes bonuses, stock and/or other benefits, or only looks at official salary.. just trying to get the loopholes list ready so all this blustering will yield $0. Viva street fees!
Sep 6, 2016 jonesrich commented on I, Anonymous.
This is where someone says something so stupidly obvious, or obviously stupid, like he/she's just not that into you, and you're supposed to feel liberated. Pay no attention to how much you needed this person's validation. Also stay the fuck off Ok Stupid.
Aug 30, 2016 jonesrich commented on If You're Thinking About Buying a Home in Portland, DO NOT BUY A HOME IN PORTLAND.
What's your point? Rent, don't buy? Join one of our many (+many+) homeless camps (sorry, ad hoc outdoor living enthusiast communities)? Consider Gresham?
Jul 20, 2016 jonesrich commented on Portland: Now Famous for Polyamory!.
Welcome to Portland. Our roads are deplorable and we're poisoning our kids in our schools, but we know how to make poly- relationships work. The 1 bedroom is $8200 a month.
Jul 12, 2016 jonesrich commented on I, Anonymous.
Sad: that someone thought this was worthy of an I, Anon
Sadder: that it earned a slot as I, Anon
Saddest: that I am bothering to comment
Jun 17, 2016 jonesrich commented on Portland Finally Just Passed the Massive Plan That Will Steer Its Growth For Two Decades.
I wonder if anyone bothered to rationalize the 1980 comprehensive plan against what actually happened to determine the extent to which the plan actually guided the city's evolution.

Those who lament a lack of time for public input must not realize the city solicited input for at least 6 months (probably more than a year) through a variety of platforms. Were they effective? They were if your neighborhood association let you know about the plan. If you didn't know you have a neighborhood association, they weren't.