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Updated on February 3, 2011 at 2:10 PM

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Re: “I,Anonymous

WE didn't expect privacy, that wasn't the point. But for an employee to try to sell my girlfriend without even asking if we were interested.. !!! ????? that was the point.. And ladies and gents. You dont really think I am Naive ?????? do you ?? After all ,, I am THE GREAT ROCK AND ROLL SWINDLE !!

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Posted by rock n roll swindle on 09/19/2014 at 1:57 PM


Dear Miss Ellis Burnheart.. I have one word for you that was left out of the write up... TITS !!!

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Posted by rock n roll swindle on 02/28/2014 at 2:21 PM

Re: “Desperation Row: 2012 Election Endorsements

I am forced to believe dear mercury, that you have definately NOT done your homework, especially when it comes to measure 81, concerning gillnetting in our rivers. 'The real issue here is fancy sport fishermen who want a bigger catch"?! Are you fucking kidding me?! There are no fish left in the rivers for sport fishermen to catch even if they wanted to!
When I first met my boyfriend, three years ago, he took me to Big Creek, a well loved creek with a healthy salmon run on highway 30 between here and Astoria, when the coho were coming in full strength, this very time of year. I had never seen such a wonder, there were SO MANY fish in the creek, there was not but two inches between them, writhing around creating stream of liquid silver.
When was the last time YOU dear mercury, got out of your office, off of your ass, off of your stupid hipster bike, and got OUT OF THE CITY to actually see and touch and feel and smell these things you put on to care about so damn much about-what do you actually KNOW even second hand about it? Do you really just watch the propaganda commercials and take them all at their word? After this article, I think you must!
The next year we went to Big Creek again at the beggenning of October to catch a fish-it was a tradition. We got up before dawn and spent an hour hiking through hip high mud to get to the best hole on the creek. The sun came up and we were ready;only there were no fish in the creek. Not a single ripple in the water. For hours we stood and waited-nothing. And the same the next day. In fact we went back and checked the creek every week all month and the next too, to make sure that the fish weren't late or something like that. They just never made it up the creek.
And we know why to. We went to the mouth of the creek where it runs into the Columbia and found a fishing vessel of the gillnetting persuasion. My boyfriend talked to the man and found that he was gillnetting from one bank of the creek to the other-illegal, and doing it at night-illegal. This gillnetter, the commercial fisherman you care so much about mercury, is responsible for elminating a WHOLE salmon run. We called the OSP about the man who willingly told us he was harvesting illegally, and no doubt above his quota as well, and they have not done damn thing about him.
We went back to the creek this year and got exactly what we expected. No fish in the creek, and the same gillnetting boat at the mouth. It is an outrage that a creek that has been a healthy fishing spot for decades, let alone centuries, has been single handedly uprooted, and nobody will do a damn thing about it. Do the fine citizens of this city even KNOW things like this are happening 40 miles away from where they live and play? Obviously you do not mercury, otherwise you would not have told thousands of airhealads who can't think for themselves via your article to vote for something, that is ALREADY AND OBVIOUSLY destroying Oregon's precious salmon.
Next time do your fucking research. You know the influence you have on peoples information intake and overall decisions, and you have decidedly misinformed the masses, on the something that is so fragile, and beautiful, and makes Oregon what it is.
I am so disgusted I want to cover your building in diarreah and put heaters all around it so it will be like when you fart in the shower and the smell in magnified, only so bad your staff will not be able to think straight. Perhaps that will force them to get to really know what is going on in the world around them besides the new coffee shop around the corner, you fucking stupid hipsters.
You must have been paid off BY the commercial fisheries to put that in your paper. I can think of no other explanation than pure stupidity.
You Infuriate Me. I hope you are looking forward to years of empty creeks, and a major salmon population problem. Assholes.
And by the way, In ONE NIGHT a single commerical fishing vessel catches more salmon than any one sport fisherman could catch in their ENTIRE LIFETIME.
If I wasn't so fucking mad I'd send my pitbull to bite off your balls-too bad, he wouldn't be able to fucking find any.

Jocelyn Kazebier

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Posted by rock n roll swindle on 10/22/2012 at 2:54 PM

Re: “Criminal Objects

Good idea for a story. BUT>>>>> it should have been called " stuff the cops stole from people and refuse to give back"
As I am sure you are aware, the cops here used to take peoples property and even sell it before you were even convicted of a crime. often the property of people who were found to be innocent.
This is called theft. Plain and simple.
Due to a misunderstanding in the 80,s the cops took all of my "legaly owned " firearms. No charges were pressed and of corse no conviction.
To this day they still say the items are being held for evidence.. Evidence of what ?
Truth be told ... cops suck !!

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Posted by rock n roll swindle on 08/18/2012 at 8:15 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

@Samael.. Or how ever you spell the stupid sound you go by (Its definatly not a name).
I do not appreciate being told by a convicted child molester that I should have my testicles removed.

Posted by rock n roll swindle on 05/09/2012 at 1:22 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

You silly people played right into my trap.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You went from not knowing what you were talking about , to trying to kill eachother..
Geo Liquor.. I totaly dig where you are comming from and I have your back.
Marked are your souls
Rest in fear
Chained and shackled
You are bound
Freedom choked
In dread you live
Since Tyrant was enthroned..

Posted by rock n roll swindle on 05/08/2012 at 9:08 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

Now I'm hurt and sad. Why are you people so mean?
Is it because you are ugly?
Is it because you are racists?
Is it because you are Homophobes?
Is it because you hate my religion ?
Is it because you are terrorists?
Is it because you are Republicans?
Stop threatening me!
Stop saying you want to hurt me!
Stop trying to rape me!
I am an American also and the 1st. amendment says I get to talk also. I hope you know that I am now considering NOT gettin a kitten for my girlfriend.
If she cries someone is gonna pay !!!!! come get me you "yuppie fuck monkeys" !
SIGNED>>>>>>> The Baffoon !

Posted by rock n roll swindle on 05/04/2012 at 6:29 PM

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