dogtrot 
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Re: “Everything as Fuck

Are you implying that because you get paid to do something you're good at it?

You should change this column to LA As Fuck and you can explain how Jeff Dunham and Glenn Beck are deserving of our respect.

That garbage in parentheses was my imitation of your shitty writing, how you can barely make it through a sentence with diverging into nonsense--it's painful to get through. I guess you could say the skidmark joke was a suicide-worthy version of your Young Jeezy reference. I didn't use all-caps, though. Maybe it would have clued you in if I would written something like: WAY! MORE! VAGUER!

8 likes, 9 dislikes
Posted by dogtrot on 07/25/2014 at 8:53 AM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

This guy's writing (and believe-you-me, I use the word "writing" in the most vaguest possible sense, like when you're trying to eyeball some curvy parts through a shower curtain, hoping it's the gender/sex/meat-parts/go-lucky stranger/whatever-ity you prefer, so you don't have to go back to those thoughts you thought you thought back in soccer camp--"No coach, I don't know what happened to all the eye-black grease. No I don't know how my undies got a front-skidmark, either, get off my case!") is pretentious drivel.

14 likes, 24 dislikes
Posted by dogtrot on 07/24/2014 at 4:53 PM

Re: “Summer Is for Skinny People

I see is overhanging blubber all over the place with no shame in their game.

9 likes, 11 dislikes
Posted by dogtrot on 07/24/2014 at 3:15 PM

Re: “How Not to Promote Your New Sitcom

Ever see D'Elia's standup special? Opens with "guys are like this, girls are like this but in a whiny voice" for 20 minutes. Fuckin hack.

10 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by dogtrot on 05/30/2014 at 2:43 PM

Re: “Colbert to Succeed Letterman

John Oliver is developing his talk show on HBO.

The real question is: If Stephen Colbert is dropping his persona for this gig, will he start pronouncing the T in his surname?

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Posted by dogtrot on 04/10/2014 at 11:59 AM

Re: “Mike Birbiglia

Zzzzzzz with him.

Posted by dogtrot on 01/24/2014 at 4:05 PM

Re: “I Won't Leave My Cell Phone In Your Stupid Basket

Whoever wrote this, please, I'm begging you, text and drive, a lot, please. You owe it to society, you 12 year old girl in a hairy man suit.
Anyone that defends the position that people should spend more time looking like they're telling nonverbal cyberghost stories, who cries inside when someone asks him to put down his fucking phone and engage with meatfaces, please, text and drive and text and drive and text and drive and let us reap the benefits.
Thank you.

12 likes, 46 dislikes
Posted by dogtrot on 01/13/2014 at 12:09 PM

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