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Re: “The Death of the Hipster Nation”

should i be impressed by shooting fish in a barrel?

6 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by dogtrot on 01/13/2013 at 9:35 AM

Re: “To the IT Crowd”

tits or gtfo

13 likes, 14 dislikes
Posted by dogtrot on 01/07/2013 at 2:11 PM

Re: “Hey Local Coffee Shop!”

here? http://www.seeseemotorcycles.com/
website seems pretty dooshy.

12 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by dogtrot on 10/04/2012 at 4:37 PM

Re: “Dear Trashy Wedding Party”

If you're a guy, you lose for knowing the word Mariposa. If you're a chick, you lose for knowing the name of some sub-character from Jersey Shore.

12 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by dogtrot on 08/06/2012 at 10:33 AM

Re: “You are Hurting Me!”

i say turn the tables. start trying to climb on him at inconvenient times, like when he's trying to watch the game, or game of thrones. start wanting it all the time like a dirty girl, saying you love it and you can't get enough. he'll lose interest soon after.

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Posted by dogtrot on 07/31/2012 at 12:08 PM

Re: “Open Late”

yeah lazy-ass, you just aren't looking hard enough. maybe no eats on your route home, but there are some late night pizza windows and carts. be better.

4 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by dogtrot on 07/31/2012 at 11:58 AM

Re: “WE'RE HIRING!”

-and a set a hot knockers.

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Posted by dogtrot on 07/20/2012 at 5:30 PM

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