UnicornSomersault 
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Re: “Thanks for the White Privilege reminder today.

It sounds like you have permed hair like an old woman. Guy called you on it and now you are pissed. tale as old as time.

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Posted by UnicornSomersault on 04/22/2013 at 4:44 PM

Re: “TRVST ME

Well, look at you go! Keep it up big guy!

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Posted by UnicornSomersault on 04/22/2013 at 4:25 PM

Re: “In Like a Lion, Out Like a Lamb

What. The. Fuck is this.

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Posted by UnicornSomersault on 04/22/2013 at 4:21 PM

Re: “Jew-Tang Clan

Even Mecklam steered clear of this one...

Posted by UnicornSomersault on 12/11/2012 at 9:32 AM

Re: “Portland as Fuck

My dick comes out as soon as I see anything involving Ian "caramel?" Karmel. Psych, just talkin ball whicha brah. Saw you open for Bob sagat and my incredible abs were sore from your nazi talk. I love you.

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Posted by UnicornSomersault on 12/03/2012 at 5:34 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

I used to take the back seat out of my parent's van and use it as my personal spank studio. I don't see any problem with this. I, too, was almost caught by my father a few times. almost.

Posted by UnicornSomersault on 10/12/2012 at 9:44 AM

Re: “PSA to Coffee Shop Patrons

Just make me a fucking Mocha--- No chocolate, please! thx xoxo

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Posted by UnicornSomersault on 10/12/2012 at 9:05 AM

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