scaler911 
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Updated on October 15, 2011 at 4:14 PM

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Re: “Stay Out of Forest Park, Bikers!

I'll stop riding on the trails that are marked for bikes when you keep your dog on leash, and stop leaving little plastic bags of dog shit all over out there.

29 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by scaler911 on 05/10/2014 at 1:26 PM

Re: “Wake up! You are Loved & Valued!

There's no "a" in concern.

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by scaler911 on 04/28/2014 at 6:52 PM

Re: “The Beautiful Ones...

Ah great. Is Everclear going on tour again?

11 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by scaler911 on 02/22/2014 at 5:07 PM

Re: “Settle Down, Lance

I quit reading at "Here's the thing son". Who talks like that?

23 likes, 12 dislikes
Posted by scaler911 on 02/19/2014 at 12:28 PM

Re: “Blowing Snow

Wow @HIT, thats quite the screed. Ya. I remember quite well. But I'll keep my Jeep thanks. I mostly use it to tow my vintage Airstream. (oh, and @jarhead, I also happen to have a '88 Rover, that unfortunately, is in need of a water pump, so I didn't get to take 'er out in this. And I agree, put chains on and you can climb trees with it).
Also, @chutny, I'm probably your worst nightmare, because I rarely drive either vehicle. I'm one of those asshole dudes that commutes by bike from the house I own, to my job at a hospital.
Carry on.

2 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by scaler911 on 02/09/2014 at 7:30 PM

Re: “Blowing Snow

I imagine that the Jeep driver was probably tired of following you at 3mph in the 2" of snow. Given that (s)he managed to get around you and on with their day without "sliding out and crashing" proves they might be from one of those faraway places, like Bend or Spokane, where there's snow on the ground for much of the winter.
Your overreaction to this means you should probably heed the ODOT suggestion of staying home till this melts.
You aren't gonna skull fuck anyone.
lovingly yours, a Jeep driver native of Alaska.

11 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by scaler911 on 02/09/2014 at 9:40 AM

Re: “No MORE Half-Pound Burgers!

Fuck off. I'll have as big a burger as I want. As @good dog said, just don't order one. Get a regular "cheeseburger" from BV. If everyone wanted smaller burgers, they'd be selling smaller burgers.

18 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by scaler911 on 01/14/2014 at 7:22 PM

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