This again, huh? As it turns out, people are dicks everywhere. As a whole, this area has more nice people and shit is less crowded than our neighboring metro areas. Life is easy here.
Everyone hates traffic, what's new. I don't like the cyclists either, but it's honestly not that hard to deal with. I gather I arrived here before the cutoff (5 years according to whiny fruitcake #8), but I wouldn't care if I got here 3 years ago instead of 10. Provincial sluts always cry like toddlers. Big whoop.
It's going to get worse, cowards. Anyone who thinks they have the market cornered on what it is to be a true Portlander is just exposing themselves as self-important and boring. Nobody cares what you think. Live a life and stop living in your muddled, poorly remembered past.
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