sagging flint 
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Updated on March 8, 2012 at 8:05 PM

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Re: “Pet Your Own Rent!

I would agree with this rant, but 1) on average, renters with pets probably fuck properties up more than those without 2) suppy and demand, dumbass, and 3) use of the word "entitled".

IA, sorry you missed the news than having another mouth to feed is always more expensive. but maybe this will prevent you from procreating without budgeting properly. Good practice!

16 likes, 7 dislikes
Posted by sagging flint on 03/08/2014 at 3:51 PM

Re: “Corn Face

" I don't want to share my world with you right now."

Go far, far away where there aren't buses, movie theaters, or people. Live your life alone, then when it's over, don't bother saying goodbye.

ps. i know a 3 year old who could definitely kick your ass

2 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by sagging flint on 03/07/2014 at 8:57 PM

Re: “This is not Applebees

It's hard to assume this writer is telling the truth, when their second sentence is an snot-nosed boast about their incredibly long bike ride. Fucking please.

Just because assisse is child-free (see Assisse? I didn't insult your reproductive function, or lack thereof, by calling you childless) and thinks kids make things worse-- which is completely fucking irrelevant, seeing as their right to exist equals hers/his-- doesn't mean this IA is giving us facts.

IA, out of hand is bad. But what *really* happened? Tickling caused a restaurant to screech to a halt? I bet some really profound conversations were totally spoiled. Or was it the giggling that just fucking killed you?

I bet you have been known to stink up an establishment yourself on occasion-- just by being that "grown up" child you are.

5 likes, 16 dislikes
Posted by sagging flint on 11/25/2013 at 8:08 PM

Re: “Rain Shoes?!?!?!

seriously? sorel. but be prepared to drop $ and have to deal with envious hacks.

0 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by sagging flint on 11/08/2013 at 9:07 PM

Re: “PC Backlash

fishwife bore girly elvish raisins! Oppressed peoples birds with one stone; sticks and stones will break my bones.

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by sagging flint on 10/18/2013 at 8:21 PM

Re: “Lonely

blame facebook more

12 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by sagging flint on 09/23/2013 at 7:59 PM

Re: “Portland Design Crime

Alternatively, your craftsman house might be a huge piece of shit. And thinking a bunch of craftsmans comprises a historical district, not a collection of shit, is idiotic. And guess what: your neighbor"ino" can do whatever the hell they want, you, mr petty anonymous fuck-laden complainer, can lick a dog turd off the sidewalk.

31 likes, 17 dislikes
Posted by sagging flint on 09/23/2013 at 7:58 PM

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