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Yeah, I'd fuck a Klingon 
Member since Mar 16, 2012

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Jacking off and thinking about Counselor Troi's Cameltoe. Oh man I'm empathically banging the shit out of her.

Updated on March 16, 2012 at 10:20 PM

Recent Comments

Re: “If You Don't Win, Sue”

". . . his signatures were disqualified for this reason—he says some petitioners, in January, were still mistakenly signing 2011." Lay off the weed brah.

Posted by Yeah, I'd fuck a Klingon on 07/22/2012 at 5:02 PM

Re: “Everything Old Is New Again”

@Sassy Time: Dude! It's spelled PHASER. P-H-A-S-E-R. You're never getting into the academy.

Posted by Yeah, I'd fuck a Klingon on 03/20/2012 at 4:01 PM

Re: “Juicing the Debate”

Fuck that shit! Set phasers to KILL!

Posted by Yeah, I'd fuck a Klingon on 03/16/2012 at 10:50 PM

Re: “The First Four Minutes”

Yeah, Whatever. Earthquakes ain't got shit on a warp core breach. Quit your cryin'.

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by Yeah, I'd fuck a Klingon on 03/16/2012 at 10:17 PM

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