The Showstopper 
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Re: “May Day Rally Reclaims Foreclosed House; Cops Make Arrests in Downtown March

All the people at this rally are probably "artists" who go around talking about the "bands" they're in, and then go out and vandalize things. Hipsters.

Posted by The Showstopper on 05/01/2012 at 1:42 PM

Re: “Remember When Mitt Romney Saved the Auto Industry Single-Handedly?

President Obama is a hipster. He traded in the hard hat and lunch bucket category of the Democratic Party for the hipster fedora and a double skim latte.

Posted by The Showstopper on 05/01/2012 at 1:40 PM

Re: “Tooth and Decency

They learned it by watching Portlandia because they're hipsters and have poor hygiene and all have vibrating traffic cones shoved deep up their asses. I think about that last part a lot.

Posted by The Showstopper on 05/01/2012 at 1:38 PM

Re: “Lookin’ to Get Yoked!

@iceprez, no, it's not because of their personalities, it's because they're hipsters, and women in this town all love hipsters, not me, even though hipsters are skinny and I'm huge and buff. And they smell like dog shit and I smell like awesome + Axe body spray.

Posted by The Showstopper on 05/01/2012 at 1:36 PM

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