Jeanine? What is Jeanine doing in Judy's spot?
MilleNNium.
Two ens. And thank you!
Ask Sarah Mirk if she feels bad that, according to a recent Mercury reader survery, Nick Allard is more likely to get a blowjob than she is.
Atlas Sharted
That Lars Mars Bars thing is a new column, right?
Wow, I see now that Zaffino was most likely to get a blowjob in the Merc 2004 sex survey. How the mighty have fallen!
Re: “Alberta Co-Op Lady”
Here's what you need to know: Judy is the mayor, and you are a wanker. And if you need to, you can call her a cunt. I guarantee you that she has faced a lot worse than that. She would probably laugh.