Girl, first off, your fake boobs are nasty. Get them out of my face. Second, if the best you can bring is your buffness, bring it someplace else. I'll take someone NICE, or smart, or kind, or loving, or sensitive, or just about any of the other things that you are clearly not.
If you want people to stop talking trash about you try being nice for a change instead of a self-obsessed douche bag with an unearned superiority complex. Oh, and try some audio books while on your jog and build up the only muscle most guys raelly give a damn about, YOUR BRAIN.
Oh, and leaving them laying in the street is classy?
I was a hipster before it was cool. Now I am only a hipster because it is ironic.
Yeah, run across all the lanes of traffic. Be totally fast so the douche who is texting and driving has no chance to see your ass. That is so much better.
When I am convinced that EVERY driver will both pay attention and see me, and give enough of a shit to stop I will speed up.
In the meantime I'll proceed with caution while looking out for random acts of driving and crazy pissed off drivers--LIKE YOU.
Get the fuck over yourself.
@Erik: I must be a racist. It just seemed that the threat of female circumcision, 80% AIDS stats, warlords blowing people's heads off, and scrotum maggots are not the kind of stuff the tourism department would be sharing with us.
This show was amazing. It was the most fun I have ever had in public. I've been waiting to see it for 2 years, and was not disappointed. Like Erik said, the play pokes fun, but is not mean. The number "Turn It Off" that directly takes on the whole gay Mormon thing was hilarious. I have a gay Mormon friend, so I was literally laughing and crying at the same time. The LDS has come out in favor of the play (as evidenced by the ad buy in the program, and the church's statements.) The only ones who do not get a fair shake are the Ugandans, and I did not see any Ugandans in the audience in Portland.
Hmm, and I was under the impression that we all had about a 100% risk of dying.
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