I walked past that party and actually felt a change in gravity. Stephen Hawking was stuck to the side of the building with a big grin on his face.
I dunno, I'm losing my hair. If a dude with a full head of hair walked into my bald guy party, I'd be pissed.
What no bike comments? Cause the epidemic of bike douchebaggery is so overwhelming you can't handle the constant swarm of bike-related "I Anonymous" letters? That's like having a "Bitch About the Government" blog and having a no-republican-posts moratorium.
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