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Re: “Saburo's Sushi House

After a much anticipated visit to Saburo's and with determination to objectivity, I can say my experience at the restaurant was excellent. I arrived there just after 8:30, Tuesday, in sustained pouring rain to avoid the wait. I walked right in and was seated in less than five minutes. I was waited on immediately by a friendly young Japanese woman. I ordered roasted salmon skin salad, creamy scallops and a very special sashimi plate that must be requested kindly as it is not on the menu. I thought I was going to see something average but the amount of food was epic and of reasonable quality. I am glad I was really hungry. After the massive feast, I was farting quite profusely but that was the only symptom of the gargantuan meal I had consumed. I chuckled in a warm satisfaction as my spastic sphincter sang out in glee from the intense pressurized bursts of methane, and knowing that I had "beat the crowd" so many people have referred to.

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Posted by coozesniffer on 08/04/2012 at 8:55 PM

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Re: “A Beautiful Place To Drown

Yes, I totally agree with Sandy Guy, but except for the "shitting in our doorways" part of the comment. Most of those Hawthorne PBR swilling puking hipster shitheads shit their pants, not in doorways. I have seen drunk punks along the strip pleading with shop keepers to let them clean themselves up. What the hell has happened here in this city? It used to be cool.

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Posted by coozesniffer on 08/04/2012 at 7:24 PM

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