Here's the thing dude: There are a few types of girls on these sites..here's the break down.
1. The pixie hipster broad
She's trying to pad her self esteem, she'll exchange emails but doesn't want to meet. She just needs people to admire her quirkyness. She's so proud she was able to move out here from the mid-west and reinvent herself with some dark hair dye, red lipstick and a pair of frames. And can you believe it--she paints and decorates her lampshades!! Eventually she'll settle down but it will be with your friend..after she dated him first, then you and then him again..There might be hope..the keyword (and they like it this way) is 'might'.
2. The single mom
She's probably a button pusher. Take your chances.
Her life has been better and more adventurous than yours. She works hard and plays harder! She rock climbs, skydives, travelled to Patagonia, Spain, Thailand and Bali and wants you to fucking know about it. Honestly lady--who hasn't--it's not who you are..try to stay focused. The problem with these ladies is focus--you being a guy in the city and the things you can offer her as a potential mate--they won't keep her interested. That's okay. Just move on..some people were meant to be nomadic
4. The swinger
Wishy washy about everything, bisexual or some other non-binary sexual orientation and will rock your socks off. Just make sure you are careful. This will be fun, you will get uncomfortable, assuming you're a square in the bedroom, and you'll fall in love with her..she will leave you for your friend. That is if you can wrangle her into meeting you for a drink.
5. The broke, young, drunk chicks.
Probably a safe bet if you're just looking for someone to accompany you to the watering hole. She'll rack up a tab like a Rolling Stone groupy. You will become her babysitter.. She'll end up so shit-faced you won't be able to respect yourself if you take her back to your place. The way to get her to come out with you should be obvious.
6. The Big Girls
Yep. And as an online dater you gotta love some home cookin'!! Offer to make her some dinner at your place and let the good times roll. Probably your best bet when it comes to women fishin on the net. Big girls are a lot of fun, usually have a better personality, or at least they should, and they don't mind getting down to business.
When it comes to getting a girl to meet up with you in person you have to first ween out the ones who are just on there to get their egos stroked. You might have missed that part dude. I don't know. But it's true, a lot of people have such low self esteem they put a profile up just to get attention. It's a tricky little game. Good luck and Happy Hunting!
oh to be twenty again.
My headphones are on cos I'm listening to some grooves yo, that's all, just grooves..be cool baby, be cool.
Why not just give it back to them and have them pour a small amount in the sink they have back behind the counter? Also, here's a little life lesson: if you want something specific you have to ask for it specifically.
My house was full of loud stuff last sunday and I just wanted some quiet, calm, breezy, shady place to nap so I went to the park near by. I find my nice spot, nestled in under a tree, spread out my blanket and got ready for a post sandwich nap. Right as my drowse started to kick in. BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!the fucking motherfucking leaf blower guy was blowing leaves from one spot to the another... Grab a broom, and a large shovel people..it's a little more effort but it's nice. I look favorably upon a person sweeping leaves with a broom. I certainly do.
If you have, and use a leaf blower--you die now.
I believe the term is Vantuckians
Someday you will realize a person's attire is irrelevant
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