Ian Karmel 
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Re: “Everything as Fuck

It isn't really a sellout, it's how I feel, but I totally get why you'd be pessimistic.

10 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by Ian Karmel on 10/16/2014 at 8:12 PM

Re: “I Figured Out What Turns Me Off about Portland

My dad does wear some dope scarves.

3 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by Ian Karmel on 10/02/2014 at 6:18 PM

Re: “I Figured Out What Turns Me Off about Portland

According to that marsTravolta guy, you have to be more successful than the Statutory Rape dude to say that he sucks... so... as someone who is way more successful than the Statuaory Rape guy... he fucking sucks.

This is a dude who was obsessed with the idea of becoming "Portland famous", and when he failed to achieve that goal (or perceived himself to have achieved that goal, and found he was left wanting) decided to lash out against that city. His weird, misogynistic, ongoing campaign against the stand-up comedy scene speaks only to his frustration with not being funny enough to be a successful comedian, and not to any actual defects or deficits present within the comedy scene. Dudes a basic fucking fuckboy buster, basically.

20 likes, 17 dislikes
Posted by Ian Karmel on 10/01/2014 at 2:55 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

I mean, I can't really say anything back because you've decided you're only comfortable commenting when it's from a place of complete anonymity so... I don't know. Fuck you? Fuck you. Thanks for reading though! We appreciate the clicks!

12 likes, 17 dislikes
Posted by Ian Karmel on 09/26/2014 at 4:55 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

The idea that Kanye isn't a good musician because he married Kim Kardashian is so silly. Vanessa Bryant can't do shit, Kobe still went for 81.

21 likes, 17 dislikes
Posted by Ian Karmel on 09/26/2014 at 2:59 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

People read it and enjoy it and those who don't enjoy it constantly read it anyway and then come here and comment, fuckboiwagon.

19 likes, 16 dislikes
Posted by Ian Karmel on 09/26/2014 at 2:58 PM

Re: “It's Fun to Learn How to... UNDERSTAND ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

lucydog3 typed that sentence from a computer in Oregon, home of so much ethnic cleansing. Fuckinnnnnnnnnnng hypocrites.

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by Ian Karmel on 09/23/2014 at 1:02 PM

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