Hobbits are beneath me as is eating at Denny's
Doesn't mean I won't stoop to their level.
In fact I'm on my knees, in preparation of height level convos
and inevitable greasy spoon aftermaths.
Who would like to floss my winning smile?
Warning: writing nauseatingly bad poetry can become Hobbitual.
You make me proud to have been a San Francisco stripper probably before you were born. Now I am in Portland, and I am pretty damned Portlandy. Plus you were the emcee when I did open mike at Helium and that's some tasty shit going on there. Less greasy and more satisfying than a doo doo donut! Yeah, I am a mega food snob...best pizza's in Jersey and best donuts, hands and pants down...are @Stan's in Westwood California. I mean the Reese's peanut butter filled chocolate fucking special is something Elvis is flying in by the baker's dozen to his grave site in Graceland as I write this. If you doubt me, I will order up a FedEx 13 pack to go from Stan and you and your stand up buddies can do a circle jerk of lard and sugar consumption consumer testing to make your own assessment. In the meantime, put a bird on it, cause hey yeah, it's cool to be over trending. It's so fucking Portlandy, just like this big kid comic I know whose name sounds like a British candy store. xx o
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