Jason Lang 
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Re: “This is Why I Don't Play Cards Against Humanity with You.

That's okay. I find most standup to be really unfunny too.

5 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Jason Lang on 01/23/2014 at 11:00 AM

Re: “You Don't Need Facebook On Your Phone

Does not make sense.

Twitter IS Facebook. Identical content, right down to all the pictures of babies and food. Twitter does feature a much crappier interface and you can do less with it, though.

Heck, half of people use one of the many programs out there to post the exact same post to both platforms simultaneously.

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by Jason Lang on 09/26/2013 at 12:12 AM

Re: “Gauntlet of the Dispossessed

Oh no! Not the street rabble again! I say! Constable! Remove these ruffians at once! I must have my organic, locally-raised, vegan-friendly, shade-grown, bullshit-bullshit beets at once! Now hurry them along before one of them stains my freshly-pressed kid gloves and I lose a monocle!

17 likes, 7 dislikes
Posted by Jason Lang on 07/01/2013 at 2:23 AM

Re: “Get a Job ... in a Different Industry!

Aww... Poor widdow bebes!
So, someone has a shit day. Maybe their dog died. Maybe their mom died. At any rate, they aren't feeling the 'blow sunshine up your ass' groove today. So suddenly, ALL the waiters, busboys, bartenders and whatnot in Portland are THE WORST EVER.

With assholes like you ordering from them, any wonder they are pissed?

7 likes, 25 dislikes
Posted by Jason Lang on 03/18/2013 at 11:04 AM

Re: “Spinning Your Wheels

Hey! Since you are such an expert, maybe you could... you know... go offer help? Instead of being an anonymous dickbag?

11 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Jason Lang on 03/18/2013 at 3:52 AM

Re: “Barley Whine

I'm there too, buddy. Shift is over at 6am. If anything were open then, I would totally buy a beer or two then. Instead I go to the store. Fun times buying a six pack at 6am...

9 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Jason Lang on 03/18/2013 at 3:51 AM

Re: “Simply, Fuck You

Look, I already said I was sorry about yesterday. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Jason Lang on 03/08/2013 at 2:52 PM

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