Ryan Thompson 
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Re: “Hamburger Mary's

Glad they closed. The food was alright but WAY overpriced. Ian the co-owner/manager is a piece of s**t. At the time of writing this, a few different former employees are still owed back paychecks.

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Posted by Ryan Thompson on 08/16/2013 at 4:52 PM

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"Bakers getting squicky about having to bake a cake for gay folks"? Dawn, either stop trying to trivialize the bigotry or admit you're a homophobe.

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Posted by Ryan Thompson on 03/21/2014 at 4:32 PM

Re: “One Day at a Time

Raven, you sure love junk science. Much of Portland seems to have a boner for it. And to those people, I show this. http://www.socialsmiling.com/image/asset/6…

Posted by Ryan Thompson on 02/26/2014 at 8:22 PM

Re: “Junk in the Trunk

Blows Duking -- 5'2" and 170 isn't chubby, its obese and sad. :( Btw, gang, it doesn't mean he wants to "f*ck skinny bitches". All we know is it means he doesn't want to f*ck obese ones.

12 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by Ryan Thompson on 02/26/2014 at 8:17 PM


Re: Fluoride. Voting according to Jenny McCarthy, eh? Because she's a fount of valid, proven scientific knowledge. Right. Asking about Jenny McCarthy's take on fluoride is like asking a celibate priest to write a sex advice column. Not very useful.

"DEAR MERCURY—So what is the deal with putting some creepy Russian weirdo on the cover? Like, what does this guy have to do with anything even remotely local? So I checked out this Pavel Petel's website and sheesh! C'mon, guys, a shameless hussy with a huge hard cock?! Thanks a lot. I haven't stopped masturbating for days. You suck!"

Half the Mercury covers are abstract/surreal art and have nothing to do with anything inside that particular issue. Also, who cares what country Pavel Petel is from? Get over yourself, xenophobic (and probably homophobic, let's face it) asshole.

Posted by Ryan Thompson on 01/02/2014 at 12:16 AM

Re: “Murder House

About the murdered gay couple: I'm going to go ahead and call out the elephant in the living room. One of the reasons, perhaps -thee- reason, the killer(s) were never caught is because the victims were gay and police didn't bother with it because of it. Its Oregon and 1978, after all. Something very similar happened down in Albany around 2000 and it was basically swept under the rug. I grew up in Albany and lived in Corvallis from 2003 to 2011 and have known a handful different people in the GLBT community in that area who were aware of it, too.

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Posted by Ryan Thompson on 11/03/2013 at 11:01 PM

Re: “One Day at a Time

Why isn't Ann Romano on twitter?

Posted by Ryan Thompson on 10/03/2013 at 7:59 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

"Organic" is the buzzword of the era, its true, but if you're to slap it on random crap, be ready to answer for it, regardless of product. The details of this letter were specific enough that there's a good chance the clueless, shrugging granola brat and/or their family will recognize themselves. Next time just write 'LEMONADE', and sans filthy toys and filthy hands. #SorryNotSorry

Posted by Ryan Thompson on 07/28/2013 at 9:46 PM

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