Alternatively: Do you expect everyone in Portland to know how to play bagpipes while unicyling? Cause it's arguably the most bagpiper-unicyclist-friendly city in the country. Seems like everyone here should conform or walk around wearing a sign that reads "I cannot provide any bagpipe/unicycle services - sorry for being so unPortland."
Respond with a request for a photo of her HUGE BALLS.
Most soups start with an animal based stock. Sorry, that is what soup is.
I like how you make your decision to go on with your night and not creep on someone into some sort of personal sacrifice for the sake of peace. You are a true martyr, sir.
I like an anti-Maus rant. And yeah, straight white men get real offended if you mention their race, gender or sexuality. Go figure.
"Yeah, we all just want to be single moms, cause it's so easy and fun! Damn you men for wanting to be a responsible and active part of your children's lives!" said no woman ever.
^Well, I haven't been single in the last 3 years, but when last I was, that was what everyone under 40 was using. All of the other sites at the time were even less appealing/expected you to pay to be disenchanted.
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