I know people with graduate degrees who cannot form a sentence or spell worth a shit. Good job, man. You're obviously smarter and more articulate than most of the population.
What exactly warranted this e.coli-ridden action toward the boss? Crappy schedule? A scolding for smoking weed on the job? A request for you to arrive on time?
I'd consider your co-worker's inappropriate conversations as free entertainment. At least she doesn't reek of B.O. or throw up at her desk 'cause she had lap band surgery but can't seem to stop eating 2 McGriddle meals every morning. True story.
Good Lord. All that time and energy wasted on a pepper. I feel sorry for the shoppers standing behind you in line. That checker may have been a stubborn hag but for fuck's sake, suck it up.
Yes, you are a sick person. Hope your wife catches you stalking this poor lady and divorces your ass.
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