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Re: “Ski Mask Contest Winner(s)!”
holy shit, I won! I think it's a trap though, you just want me to show up to get my gift card and then arrest me!
Posted by
BarrageOfFeces
on 01/09/2013 at 2:09 PM
Re: “The End of Times: Cheers & Jeers!”
yeesh... people are really getting uptight about dying tomorrow.
Posted by
BarrageOfFeces
on 12/20/2012 at 1:26 PM
Re: “The End of Times: Cheers & Jeers!”
"If you don't like it, contact your lawyer, and... OHHHH, THAT'S RIGHT. Your "lawyer" is currently getting his face melted off in a lava flow. "
I'll think of this and chuckle on Friday as my own face is melted off by lava.
Posted by
BarrageOfFeces
on 12/20/2012 at 4:05 AM
Re: “The Mercury Guide to Surviving the Mayan Apocalypse”
These articles were great. Funny shit.
Posted by
BarrageOfFeces
on 12/20/2012 at 3:55 AM
RSSGoing to Seattle?
Re: “Fuck YOU, Future!”
I'd make a few changes here and there, but I think the overall vibe you're sending through the space-time continuum, (via drunken scrawl on power ranger themed notebook paper ridden with scotch and repressed adolescent tear drop stains,) is a mutual feeling amongst most inebriated Portlandians toward those uppity future fucks.
Fuck 2113 and their computer powered tequila catheters!