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Re: “Fuck YOU, Future!

I'd make a few changes here and there, but I think the overall vibe you're sending through the space-time continuum, (via drunken scrawl on power ranger themed notebook paper ridden with scotch and repressed adolescent tear drop stains,) is a mutual feeling amongst most inebriated Portlandians toward those uppity future fucks.

Fuck 2113 and their computer powered tequila catheters!

Posted by BarrageOfFeces on 03/02/2013 at 3:35 PM

Re: “Ski Mask Contest Winner(s)!

holy shit, I won! I think it's a trap though, you just want me to show up to get my gift card and then arrest me!

Posted by BarrageOfFeces on 01/09/2013 at 2:09 PM

Re: “The End of Times: Cheers & Jeers!

yeesh... people are really getting uptight about dying tomorrow.

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Posted by BarrageOfFeces on 12/20/2012 at 1:26 PM

Re: “The End of Times: Cheers & Jeers!

"If you don't like it, contact your lawyer, and... OHHHH, THAT'S RIGHT. Your "lawyer" is currently getting his face melted off in a lava flow. "

I'll think of this and chuckle on Friday as my own face is melted off by lava.

Posted by BarrageOfFeces on 12/20/2012 at 4:05 AM

Re: “The Mercury Guide to Surviving the Mayan Apocalypse

These articles were great. Funny shit.

4 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by BarrageOfFeces on 12/20/2012 at 3:55 AM

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