Van Persand Wich 
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Re: “A Message to the Few Self-Important Cyclists

Sounds like you're just pissed off that you aren't being given ample opportunity to show us how fast those trained legs of yours are, you stud you.

2 likes, 11 dislikes
Posted by Van Persand Wich on 12/20/2013 at 2:59 PM

Re: “Big Brother: the Bartender Edition

I hear you, brother. My priest is always chiming in when I go to confession. What an asshole. Where's Sam Malone when you need him?

11 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Van Persand Wich on 09/14/2013 at 10:46 AM

Re: “Another Bike Riding Dick

About time someone addressed the secret little feud that cars and bikes have been having in this town lately.

25 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Van Persand Wich on 06/04/2013 at 3:09 PM


"I am not the drunken douchbag hogging the mic with an eight minute rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody"

You are, however, the drunken douche bag hogging the mic with a "custom" rendition of "How Deep Is Your Love" while attempting to lure strangers home with costumes and, I can only presume, candy.

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Van Persand Wich on 05/29/2013 at 4:09 PM

Re: “NE Coffee Shop Please, for Fuck's Sake

You like riding bikes? Case Study is a 10 minute ride from there. I wouldn't consider that a "steep" price to pay considering you saved $50,000 or more on your house by living "out there".

11 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by Van Persand Wich on 05/29/2013 at 3:57 PM


My girlfriend passed me the salt at dinner last night and I quickly slapped her in the face. "Stop patronizing me, I'm perfectly capable of reaching the salt despite these T-Rex arms!!!"

25 likes, 9 dislikes
Posted by Van Persand Wich on 04/20/2013 at 10:02 AM

Re: “You Destroyed My Fucking Tulips

It was probably the person who got forced out of your place when the gentrification train came running through.

7 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by Van Persand Wich on 04/07/2013 at 9:20 PM

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