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Re: “Blogtown Flash Food Drive Begins Tomorrow”
I have tons of delusions in you, Matthew. Does that work? I hope so.
Re: “Our Food Editor Keeping His Usual Low Profile”
I believe what's more important here is not my old Nintendo legs, my boots, my testicles, my propensity for dressing like a self-important asshole, or how often I use a Thesaurus (which is a lot. Wait! I mean... an appreciable amount). It's that this post has received more comments than those on unemployment, Carrie Prejean, and Daniel Baldwin.
Admittedly, I helped.
Re: “Our Food Editor Keeping His Usual Low Profile”
Or, you could skip the veiled reference, JFC, and call the look, "Patrick-Alan-Coleman-is-an-enormous-asshole." I'm totally cool with that.
Re: “Our Food Editor Keeping His Usual Low Profile”
Which causes me no end of anguish, sgp. If only I weren't the only person in the greater Portland-Metro region who owns a pair of these boots... Anyone want me to buy them a pair?
And yes, Amos, that is my purse. But I prefer it to be called a "man bag," OR a "man satchel," OR "a metaphor for my enormous baggy testicles."
Oh, great! now I'll never be able to wear my testicles out to a restaurant either! Damn. This day is turning out to be total shit.
Re: “Syfy Threatens Portland with Sharding Tornados?”
Can we get someone to call the Tanker and have 'em put it on the big screen? Courtney?
Re: “Acceptable?”
I run trails with a buddy who runs in these things all the time. I'd like a pair for myself, in fact.
These are Vibram Five Fingers and have recently become incredibly popular due in part to the book "Born to Run," which champions running barefoot as a way to reduce injuries.
I've been wanting a pair for awhile now. Unfortunately, due to the huge demand, they sell out quickly and Vibram cannot keep them in stock.
If I had a pair, I'd wear them on trail runs, but not to dinner. I assume the day I wore them to work would be my last day of employment at the Merc.
Re: “Ghostly Gourmands”
Who knew, right? Story has been edited to reflect that the opium den and brothel was, in fact, occupying the White Eagle in the late eighteen hundreds.
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