drew.gemmer 
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I'm all sorts of clever. Also, I'm sick of making online profiles.

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making sense of my past

Updated on September 18, 2008 at 6:34 PM

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Re: “Bridges Cafe & Catering

Holy shit Catfish Hash. It's totally unique and always a good bet.

Posted by drew.gemmer on 11/16/2009 at 10:04 PM

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Re: “Let's Play the Game of Love Thrones

Arya>Tyrion>Jaime>Jon>Robb>Daenerys>Catelyn>Renly>Brienne>Sansa>Joffrey>Hodor>Rickon & mothereffing Shaggydog

Posted by drew.gemmer on 02/09/2012 at 6:28 PM

Re: “Trailer for David Fincher's The Social Network.

Remember, Eric?? "It's a UNIX System. I know this!"

Goddamn I love that movie.

That was a pretty sweet fucking trailer (a lot of good trailers lately!). In actuality though, it looks exactly like the cliche-ridden "21." Super-smart & innocent kid gets caught up in some shit that's over his head. His ego gets the better of him. Turns out most of his peers are money-hungry assholes who throw him under the bus. And instead of just outsmarting them (he has to do that, too) he must learn to love himself and the hot chick to overcome the bad guys.

It would be awesome if Fincher flipped it and portrayed the "Mark" character as what he really is -- a huge douche nozzle. He did make Alien 3 after all, so IMO he's pretty unpredictable.

And how did you post this on Blogtown without mentioning Justin Timberlake? Is he not cool anymore??!! Fuck.

Posted by drew.gemmer on 07/16/2010 at 10:12 AM

Re: “Report of Insane Bike/Car Road Rage Incident (Involving Assault With Axe Body Spray) Today

I got hit by a car yesterday. Where's my complimentary can of Axe?

Posted by drew.gemmer on 06/14/2010 at 9:05 PM

Re: “Our First (Short) Glimpse of HBO's Game of Thrones.

I gave the Dark Tower the "old college try" -- I read 3 1/2 books (that's like 1500 fucking pages), still wasn't into it, and I gave up. I've heard that you either like King's fantasy or his horror, and I guess I like the latter (Misery ftw!).
Ice and Fire, however, is way fucking awesome. (You can tell how evil the characters are by how much incest they engage in!) I've been forcing it upon all my friends since I started 'em in January, and they're pretty sick of hearing me talk about it.

Posted by drew.gemmer on 06/14/2010 at 9:01 PM

Re: “A Few Thoughts About Visual Telephone Interfaces and Videophonic Stress.

DFW makes me feel really, really stupid

Posted by drew.gemmer on 06/07/2010 at 4:48 PM

Re: “The Future of PDX Media: Of Ethics & 'Randyland.'

I, for one, would like to know who Randy has his sights on next. Newly divorced, fit and healty -- looks like somebody's on the prowl! Can WW get somebody on that already? The people want to know!

Posted by drew.gemmer on 11/13/2009 at 12:39 AM

Re: “Clash of the Titans Trailer: THROW UP YOUR DEVIL HORNS, PEOPLE!

I'm hoping "The Sound of Music: The Revenge of the Von Trapps" is next. And Liesl totally decapitates Rolf with a battle-axe

Posted by drew.gemmer on 11/13/2009 at 12:25 AM

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