I love the obligatory and now inevitable contrast with the "spandex-clad" and/or "fast." As if normal people hadn't been riding bikes forever. Can't create a phony trend or movement without something to contrast it against. Just ask...
wait for it...
No, YOU'RE a cunt.
I'm glad the Republicans are such champions of the environment now that they saw a Democrat in a Yukon.
this dude looks like Tom Waits or wishes he did
I thought it was the Builders and the Butchers. Well at least you got the right two occupations in there and didn't insert Cobblers or whatnot.
On the other hand, if I were physically threatened by any TENNIS PLAYER and I happened to be sitting on that particular committee, I'd vote for the biggest fine too.
Anyone named Taylor can suck it, and that includes Taylor Dayne, James Taylor, Courtney Taylor-Taylor, Lord & Taylor, and Zachary Taylor (fucking Whig!).
Serena: Worse than McEnroe or Roddick because she's BLACK. And a WOMAN. Right? Why not codify it formally in the US Open bylaws: "Uppity behavior by non-white non-males shall be discouraged by all available means, including assessment of the heaviest applicable fine." You read it here first, folks!
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