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Re: “Taste of Jakarta”
Oh man oh man this place is good. Aside from the food being served in plastic containers this place is slap yo mamma good. I grew up on Indo food living next to my Oma who was the caterer for the Indos in the Portland Area. Get the Reng Deng or the Nasi Goreng they're almost as good as my Oma's.
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Re: “The Best Bloody Fashion Event All Season”
That room was real creepy. Even more creepy when I pissed in the bathroom.
Re: “Win Tickets to The Killers”
I deserve these tickets.
1) I too know how to spell moustache properly. Even better I know how to spell Down's syndrome.
2) I have a better moustache from those dudes in the killers and the guys that have commented before me.
3) This is a perfect opportunity to hock my new album to the Killers.
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs227.snc1/7…
4) (Note: Winner is required to wear tight white pants and grow a rape 'stache.)
Done
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc…
5) I like the Killers.
6) Here's a picture of wishbone as Robin Hood.
http://a139.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/image…
7) I won't stop putting up half naked pictures until I get some tickets... It's your choice my friend...
Re: “Win Tickets to Clipse!”
Please don't distribute that pic if I lose.
Yours Truly,
Joseph vanTrillloquist
Re: “Win Tickets to Clipse!”
I deserve those clipse tix because what goes better with Clipse, Ferraris, Kanye and Pharrell than gold speedos, gold rocket launchers and a drop top PT Cruiser?
hit this link at your own risk.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2448/387978…
Please gimme dem tix.
Re: “Taser: This Is A Joke, Right?”
WTF!?! The same people that make my sweet little roomba are going to make this fucking thing.
Re: “I, Anonymous”
The point of texting is to have sex.
Re: “But Who IS Duffy Lucas?”
Oh god fuck that kid's life.
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