Ned 
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Kindly tell Olivia Newton-John that MY body does not "talk."

Updated on June 30, 2008 at 9:51 AM

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Re: “Neon Indian in Portland Tonight; in Salem Tomorrow!

Naw, the "Year" column's no help on an iPod.

Posted by Ned on November 17, 2009 at 3:23 PM

Re: “God Save the Kinks. Please, Save Them.

Hi, Weav. Thanks for commenting! Of course I have listened (many times) to Arthur, Preservation (Acts 1 and 2), and Muswell Hillbillies. Not to mention Dave's many excellent songs like "Lincoln County," "Strangers," "Living on a Thin Line," and "There Is No Life Without Love," to name just a few. And I think some of big brother Ray's best songs--"Better Things," "Did Ya?"--came decades after the Kinks' '60s heyday. In fact, we even ran an article after he came out with Working Man's Cafe last year; you can read it here.

These reasons, and more, are why I am so utterly disappointed with The Kinks Choral Collection. It is not a good album. At all. It trounces their marvelous legacy, which, up 'til now, Ray Davies has otherwise done little to diminish. Maybe you still think I am stupid, but I hope not.

Posted by Ned on November 3, 2009 at 4:29 PM

Re: “Day 1 of Portland Fashion Week, in Review

Ow, fuck. Those "rock" clothes make me hate music, Portland, and clothing all at once. If I saw someone dressed like that at a show, I would punch him in the crucifix. Demetri knows nothing about the "Portland rock scene"--or good taste, for that matter.

The grossly overused term "douche" doesn't really mean anything anymore, but those clothes epitomize douchery.

Posted by Ned on October 9, 2009 at 2:04 PM

Re: “Ain't Talkin' - Last Night's Bob Dylan Show in Brief

Wow, not many old songs at all.

Posted by Ned on October 8, 2009 at 10:34 AM

Re: “Quasi and Bugskull at TBA's The Works, Saturday, September 12

As far as I can tell, it was by design an auditorium from the time the school was built--definitely not a converted gymnasium or anything. The entire school is centered around the space; it's literally a cavity in the middle of the building, surrounded on all sides by classrooms. Acoustics were very good, even been a bit raw and rumbling, perfect for a rock show. There was seating on both the floor and the balcony, with a substantially sized, open pit in front of the stage. I'd say it's a cross between the Aladdin and a smaller version of the Roseland, but more hospitable than either. The stage was enormous, and very deep. A highly complicated theatrical production wouldn't be compromised or confined.

Visiting the Works on the heels of last week's well-meaning but hopelessly muddled-sounding show by Akron/Family at the Bagdad (such a beautiful theater, but sight lines and acoustics were fucking dismal) made me wish I could see more shows there.

Posted by Ned on September 13, 2009 at 10:33 PM

Re: “King of the Twist (and Beef) Comes to Portland

whoa, just noticed that the beef jerky package says "INVISIBLE STRENGTH FLAVOR OF THE FORCES"

Posted by Ned on August 14, 2009 at 11:30 AM

Re: “PDX Pop Now! Day One

Cool, thanks for sharing, Matt.

Posted by Ned on July 26, 2009 at 10:47 AM

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