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Re: “Red & Black Cafe”
Wow, all the reviews on here are really old. Well, the new location doesn't seem quite so overrun by posers. The food is still pretty much tremendous. The tempeh salad sandwich served on Dave's killer bread(!) is absolutely delish as has been everything else I've had here. My only real complaint is that the menu is confusing. Doesn't seem like it would be that hard to make it a lot less so.
Recent Comments
Re: “Broken Lizard Ticket Giveaway”
That move is funny, at least the first 30 or so minutes of it. There is something vaguely Canadian about them...
Re: “Hamster Dance Roleplay”
Finally! A chance to chew holes in cardboard boxes where nobody will look at me like I'm a weirdo.
Re: “$5 Million Sexual Abuse Lawsuit Filed Against Mormon Church in Multnomah County”
"He says he's too gay to be a Mormon and he's too Mormon to go to any other church."
Why would he want to go to a church at all, ever again?
Religion ruins everything.
Re: “Acceptable?”
Who cares? I see any variety of ugly, uncomfortable looking "fashionable" shoes every day -I mean, have you ever seen clogs or those super-pointy euro shoes? -yeesh! These at least look sort of comfortable and seem to have a practical purpose. Not saying I'd wear them out to a bar or anything but I'm not a "non-hippie" I guess.
Re: “Carrie Prejean Knows From Inappropriate”
Yeah, I'll bet she "wrote" that book. What a complete waste of fake boobs.
Re: “Clash of the Titans Trailer: THROW UP YOUR DEVIL HORNS, PEOPLE!”
Where's Bubo? If this movie has no mechanical golden owl. I'm staying the fuck home!
Re: “Protest for Pedestrian Rights”
It's a problem everywhere anymore. Not too long ago and the city reduced the speed limit on most of Hawthorne Blvd. to 25. I spend a lot of time on Hawthorne and I constantly see cars easily doing 40+ and have never seen a single car stopped by police. Bob-Jim is right, the Police obviously don't give a fuck.
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