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Re: “Saltzman Suspends Chasse Cop For Beanbag Shot On 12-Year-Old Girl, Updated With Video”
Maybe if the PPB held their officers accountable for a change-- I mean really accountable, beyond slap-on-the-wrist PR spinning-- Saltzman wouldn't have to intervene.
Re: “Acceptable?”
Perfect for the next time I head down to the neighborhood soup shop to get "sociably medicated"
Re: “Harrison Ford, Brendan Fraser, and Portland: Behold the Extraordinary Measures Trailer!”
My wife! My family!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-vjbuodBEU
Re: “Win Tickets to Devo!!!”
Ah, the Moore Hotel: I awoke the next morning to find that my girlfriend and I had managed to break our room's shabby table in a fit of blacked-out passion. Two legs were pretty much shattered. It looked hopeless. What were we thinking?
Fearing a $300 charge, we gathered our wits and attempted a last-minute repair with the finest of convenience-store adhesives. First, we tried Super Glue. It collapsed under the weight of the table itself. Then we tried clear packing tape, bound tightly around the fractures in heaping layers. Again, it failed. There was seemingly no way to pass this sad little pile of kindling off as a working piece of hotel furniture.
In a panic, 10 minutes from check-out time, we formulated a plan: sneak into one of the adjacent rooms, while it was being cleaned, and swap our table for an intact one! With my girlfriend as a lookout, we propped the damaged table against the wall in the other room and got the hell out of there.
Minutes later, we discovered that our ride back to Portland had already departed, leaving us stranded, broke and incredibly hungover in Seattle. Good times!
I think we'd like to try Seattle again. And we won't be staying the night. How about next Sunday?
Re: “Yam Yam's Was A Drug Front?!”
"delicious"? I never got around to trying their food, but the reviews I've read online seem to indicate it was re-heated slop.
Re: “Tea Party Protester: Ignore Me, Specifically?”
b!X, imagine if their employers, families, etc found out that they weren't racists.
Re: “Tea Party Protester: Ignore Me, Specifically?”
I'm protesting your media coverage of my protest of lack of media coverage!
priceless.
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