I didn't know camping was pretentious.
Why don't you take a hike in Forest Park sometime? Its beautiful. Dipshit.
I wear them every day. They're awesome; I have a foot injury and I can barely feel the pain.
Uggh. Worst band ever. Good riddance. They should have broke up in 1986.
Actually, the most disturbing and disgusting thing about Portland is all the people who move here and want to change it to be more like their sweet state. Be a good parent and your son will turn out fine. Maybe he'll even meet an awesome stripper and fall in love.
You forgot the story: Douchebag writes yet another boring letter to I anonymous.
If you're everything this guy could ever want, he probably has no idea how you really feel about him. Are either of you already in a relationship? That would explain things.
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