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Re: “Yuppie Posers

I didn't know camping was pretentious.

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by toastbreath on 11/07/2014 at 5:46 PM

Re: “St. John's Bridge

Why don't you take a hike in Forest Park sometime? Its beautiful. Dipshit.

32 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by toastbreath on 10/02/2014 at 8:29 PM

Re: “why is even buying shoes so complicated?

I wear them every day. They're awesome; I have a foot injury and I can barely feel the pain.

5 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by toastbreath on 08/30/2014 at 11:37 AM

Re: “Crüed Awakening

Uggh. Worst band ever. Good riddance. They should have broke up in 1986.

2 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by toastbreath on 07/26/2014 at 9:54 AM

Re: “What's with All the Sketchy Strip Clubs?

Actually, the most disturbing and disgusting thing about Portland is all the people who move here and want to change it to be more like their sweet state. Be a good parent and your son will turn out fine. Maybe he'll even meet an awesome stripper and fall in love.

28 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by toastbreath on 07/08/2014 at 8:09 AM

Re: “CRC Fix

You forgot the story: Douchebag writes yet another boring letter to I anonymous.

10 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by toastbreath on 06/23/2013 at 8:43 AM

Re: “Let Me Be Your Concubine Already!

If you're everything this guy could ever want, he probably has no idea how you really feel about him. Are either of you already in a relationship? That would explain things.

Posted by toastbreath on 01/27/2013 at 12:28 PM

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